That’s right, I’ve got an idea that’s a guaranteed money-maker. Please, please, don’t call and ask for a handout, I’m not rich yet, but it’s just a matter of time.
We were watching the TV news and they had a thing on the sports where a viewer writes in with a sports question. They question today? Why aren’t there female referees in professional football?
Well, I’ve got the answer. And it led to the money-making idea.
The answer: Because they are all tied up with the women’s league.
I know. There isn’t a major woman’s football league. I think someone tried to start one. Maybe it’s still around, but no one seemed to know.
So that’s the idea. The WAFL – Womens American Football League. Why not? Men would watch in droves if it was on TV.
First of all, some uniform changes would need to be made. Think bare midriffs, short tops with bikini bottoms. Oh yeah, definitely gets the male viewership. Of course something would have to be done to make up for the lack of protection afforded by full-coverage uniforms. Buy I’ve got that covered: A special playing field, mud or maybe even jello! Who could resist watching athletic women tackle each other in that?
Of course, female referees would be needed. How about some black/white striped shirts tied above the navel and short shorts? Like Daisy Duke with more authority. Inspiring!
The cheerleaders might be a problem, though. Male cheerleaders was the first thought, but who wants to see that? Well, what straight guy wants to see that?
So instead of cheeleaders, why not monster trucks? They could race around the outer edge of the field between plays and for halftime, hold a duel between the opposing teams “cheer-trucks” in the field. Then they’d refill the field with fresh mud/jello for the second half.
How can you go wrong? I can see great TV ratings. Don’t thank me, just send the checks… I’ll be waiting in the politically-incorrect lounge.