Rodeo Clown

I’m really thinking that all this fuss over Sarah Palin is doing more to distract us all from the real issues in this election than it really brings to it. I even made the following comment to an earlier posting here because I didn’t want to make another full blog post about her. Continue Reading…

Palin: Don’t call me Doll!

Sarah Palin Schoolgirl Doll

Two weeks ago, no one outside Alaska had heard of her. This week, she’s an action figure. America, what a great country!

And not just one. There are three versions, so if you have three daughters, they can all have one and keep them straight. Well, from getting mixed-up, anyway. There’s the Schoolgirl Palin Doll, probably ready to go off to a conservative, Christian Academy and learn about creationism and abstinence.

Then there’s the Sarah Palin Super Hero Action Figure, where our heroine wears a leather trench coat over her short mini-skirt that reveals her “Tomb-Raider” styled thigh holster. This Palin doll is ready to take on any threat, whether from an Alaskan Grizzly Bear, or some Police Chief.

As a little more conservative offering (probably to cater to the Conservative vote) there is a generic Action Figure where our heroine wears a dark suit that I can’t decide whether it’s black pajamas, or a Hillary-Clinton-esque Pantsuit.

You can buy your own Sarah Doll from Hero Builders which also has McCain, Obama and even – for us New Yorkers – an Elliot Spitzer action figure.

No wonder I get the two major parties confused

Thanks to one of my friends on Facebook for sharing this

Moist and Chewy: The Saga of Bill and Jerry

You know I love those Mac vs. PC commercials, even if they are terribly unfair to Microsoft.

Justin Long (Mac Guy) from Strange Wildnerness Continue Reading…